So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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