Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
