dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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