scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
