i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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