Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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