I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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