Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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