That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
