We're facebook friends in real life
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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