More tranny stories later!
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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