just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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