I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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