Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
