he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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