Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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