You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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