I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Randomize
