Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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