why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
zippers are such a cool invention
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I need to calm my uterus...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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