oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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