Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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