you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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