"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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