I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
