Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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