Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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