She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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