My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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