normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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