I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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