my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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