you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
