ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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