But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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