He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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