At least make sure they are 18
Why
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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