So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Sorry about my life...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
