spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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