gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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