I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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