yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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