Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Randomize
