Fine. I'll sleep in my office
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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