"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he thought i was a dude.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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