Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
dude. I can hear the air.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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