so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
she looked like the before picture.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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