never play flip cup with pint glasses
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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