Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Quick, to the slutcave!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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