Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
