Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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